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Old 07-03-2008, 10:50 PM
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I HATE DEER!!!!

To add to my list of reasons to deer hunt:

I bought my wife a BRAND NEW SUV. First brand new vehicle she has EVER had. She loves it. She gathered up the kid, her sister and her kids, and headed off to the National Zoo in D.C. They had a wonderful time looking at all the wild animals and riding the Metro Train. They succesfully navigated the extremely busy freeways in the Northern VA area without incident. They get within 8 miles of our house and BAM! They hit an efin deer. Mind you this is in the CITY. The deer ran out of a GAS STATION parking lot and collided with my wife's BRAND NEW SUV!

When she called me to tell me the news, I made sure everyone was ok, which they were; I then told her to kick the crap out of the deer. But it was too late. Someone else plowed into the deer as it was trying to get up with four broken leggs.

I HATE DEER!!

Extra note: There was a gentleman pumping fuel at the gas station who witnessed everything. He saw the deer run past him, into the road, get hit (by our BRAND NEW SUV), then get hit again. He said it was very disturbing. LOL.

Extra note 2: The SUV is still driveable, and to look at it, you can not tell anything happened other than the license plate being bent and holding deer hair. The dealership estimated $2,000 in damages. It bent the radiator, moved the a/c compressor, broke the bumper and grill, and knocked a heatshield loose. Good thing we have great insurance.
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Old 07-04-2008, 07:36 AM
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That sux!
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Old 07-07-2008, 08:40 AM
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Dude, that blows! What kinda SUV?
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Old 07-07-2008, 02:35 PM
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Dude, that blows! What kinda SUV?
2008 Ford Escape XLT with some options. Next option will be a brush guard or bull bar.
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If it would have been me that deer would have been gutted and laying in the back of that brand new SUV then moving into my freezer . Around here it's a race to see who gets there first if we hear of a moose getting hit . Roadkill can be tasty if not mangled too bad .

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Old 09-13-2008, 08:52 PM
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Had I been there...it may have ended up on the top. It's such a shame to waste good tenderloin. However, asking my wife to field dress a whitetail would be about like me asking you to call for indirect fire.

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Had I been there...it may have ended up on the top. It's such a shame to waste good tenderloin. However, asking my wife to field dress a whitetail would be about like me asking you to call for indirect fire.

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LMAO Battlegun . With all the gadgets and toys you get away with bringing into your garage I'm sure you could have sweet talked Mr's Battlegun into gutting and hauling that deer home . LMAO . I'd like to see the pics of the occassion . Hell it would make a great tech tip and we could all do a review of the outcome .

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